The time has come for the Human Aftertaste to release the hobos from the meat factory and cram-the-band-in-the-van to kickstart this Tour De Sauce across 9 States of Amerika. How we will survive this is not your concern. All you need to know is where we'll be, how many holes am I holding up, and what kind of surprise we'll be leaving on your doorstep.
First stop, Iowa City - lucky, lucky bastards!
Friday, July 13th - 9:00pm
Iowa City, Iowa
With: Miracles of God
$5 buck tour kick off show!!!
Print out this crappy token, present it to the hairy guy (you know - the one with the hair...and the face) and get yourself a;
"It's like watching a train of drunken, naked clowns crash into Wal-Mart the day after Christmas. Bizarre, tragic but also absolutely amazing." The Daily Iowan
"Our show will rock like two dolphins shootin' ice cream out their blow holes." Count Jabula.
Wanna know more? Go to our website for full tour details, poindexter. (x-posted like the buggery, but not spammed - only where relevant. Mods, feel free to delete if inappropriate and all that, cheers!)
(x-posted like the buggery, but not spammed - only where relevant. Mods, feel free to delete if inappropriate and all that, cheers!)